Thursday, May 02, 2002

If homophobia is evidence of latent homosexuality, is an arachniphobic
rejecting his inner spider?

Sooo...Enron, not such a big thing after all.

There is no better distinction between the ideologue and the partisan than
their position on a recovering economy in an election year.

10 bucks says that 'regression to the mean' is a concept that will be
completely foreign to the coverage of Bush's inevitable poll leakage.

There's no better sign that Winter is at an end than the onset of Spring

If Webster can give a nod to irregardless, what line of locution is left
to draw?

The Tyson boxing license fiasco has served one public good: bringing to
the attention of the masses a fact I've long suspected: Washington, D.C.
is more decadent than Las Vegas.

Speaking of Las Vegas, with all the stuff to do there, who's got time for

I knew Tom Daschle was running for president when he quit wearing his
spectacles. A sure sign of a presidential hopeful. For Senators, they
are dignified and indicative of wisdom. For Presidential candidates, they
are stodgy and indicative of weakness and age. Go figure.

If Judge Pickering can't even be an appellate judge cause he might rule as
a 'right-winger'...does that mean we can impeach all the appellate judges
who have ruled as left-wingers?

As for appellate judge nominations, what happened to all those Democrat
friends of mine who were screaming about the Republican Senate and how it
was 'delaying' Clinton appointees?

If the death penalty, putting a criminal to death, doesn't deter someone
from comitting murder...exactly why is a gun law supposed to stop them
from buying a gun...with which to do the murder?

Does Israel need stricter dynomite-strapped-to-the-body control laws?

I can't decide which is more fatuous: 'differently-abled' or



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